Funny Quotes for All Occasions

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Sometimes life can be stressful and what you really need are some funny quotes to help you get through the day. No matter what you are going through funny quotes can help get you through moments of tension or stress and bring a smile to your face to lighten your day. Here are few types of funny quotes to make you chuckle.

Funny Quotes about Work

Work can be stressful so to help you get through your stressful day here are a few funny quotes about work to help you through your day.

“I love my job the best when I am on vacation.”

“Working on a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.”

“I’m in desperate need of a six month vacation…..twice a year.”

“The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.”

Funny Quotes about School

In between cramming information into your brain take a break and enjoy these funny quotes about school and college life.

“Can I skip college and go to the part where I become a millionaire?”

“School is an endless cycle of ‘I just need to make it through this week’, week after week after week.”

“The rule of Math, if it seems easy you are probably doing it wrong.”

“I would enjoy school more if we were allowed to bring a pillow.”

Funny Quotes about Your Ex

What good is having an ex if you can’t make fun of them and find humor in your past relationships? Here are some funny quotes to help you deal with your ex.

“My ex’s fb status read suicidal and standing on the edge of a cliff…so I poked him.”

“When you ex says that you will never find someone like them and you just smile and say that is the point.”

“That awkward moment when you change your fb status to single and your ex likes it.”

“Don’t cry because it is over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.”

Funny Quotes about Relatives

Relatives can be trying at times. We love them but sometimes we need funny quotes to help us get through those stressful family gatherings. Here are a few to help you make it through your next family event.

“I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.”

“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.”

Any time you need to laugh and decompress funny quotes can help you get through your day with a smile on your face.

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